six pigs went to the dentist
to take real good care of their teeth

five pigs went to the garden
to grow the most tastiest eats

four pigs went playing in puddles
they returned all covered in mud

three pigs went wild cleaning
spilling a great deal of suds

two pigs went down to the drive-thru
(french fries quite highly pigs rate)

but one pig went into the grinder
for bacon is just some pigs’ fate