‘tis a sad, smelly tale, Moldy Matthew
why’d he stink? 
too big for the bath 
ew!

his feet got too wet
his knees stayed too dry

his bottom submerged
but his head went sky-high

though he scrubbed and scrubbed
and he rubbed and rubbed

used up tubs and tubs
filled with suds and suds

great gross gobs of green crud
from his cracks grew!