oh Johnny, Johnny, birthday boy
if but your parents knew
the show magician, the bearded man
he’s really come for you

if but your parents knew
the secret of his magic box
he’s really come for you
watch closely as he turns the locks

“The Secret of the Magic Box!”
“Who dares to step inside?”
“Watch closely as I turn the locks!”
oh Johnny, run and hide

“Who dares to step inside?”
“I’ll make you disappear!”
oh Johnny, run and hide
his meaning is quite clear

“I’ll make you disappear!”
the show magician, the bearded man
his meaning was quite clear
oh Johnny, Johnny, birthday boy

now you’re stuck 
in here